In the near future, we here at LOLCo always have Big Plans. And now, using the latest RSN Technology*, we’ve advanced our plan instra-vestigation skills to bring YOU at no cost a brand new LOLCo Defensive Science Research Expedition ship: The Dellaport.

Current expected plan construction will provide visitors with a wide variety of services, from our patented Fuel’n’Fix-r-Up’r on-the-run options, to some time in our great Great Bar and Snaacke Shoppe bar and snack shop, to that Special Place for a private moment in the back of the Medium hangar**. Travel between systems will likely be available, space depending.

Current arrival-departure time frame is planned to be one week, although some situations may vary these estimate may vary — sometimes wildly — based on various system availabilities.

Want to donate your unwanted Tritium to as worthy cause? Consider us instead! Once the Big Day kicks in, we’ll take all the use we can! No tax benefits, no free t-shirt, but… won’t you think about the children?

So keep your eyes open, kiddos! The science is ahead and the fun goes on when nobody stops!

WITH LOLCo!

*Real Soon Now Technology may not function as planned.

**Please wash and sterilize all areas around hangar after use.